But there will be SEVERE consequences if you touch Akali in any inappropriate manner.” He said, giving him a soul piecing gaze.
“And who gave you ownership of my ovaries?”
“Akali, not AHRI. There is a distinct pronunciation between the two madam.”
((OH god damn it i totally read that wrong xDDDD))
Her ears go flat as she scratches at them….”Hummm… Still shedding it seems. Forgive me.”
“I understand.” He said as gave her a small nod as a way of accepting her apology. “Though I suppose Yi too could have some control when getting intimate at all. There’s much to do, little time for intimacy like that.”
Shen approached her, giving her a traditional Ionian bow. "Greetings Miss Ahri, it's been a while since our last real talk." He never really socialized with her, only seeing her on the Fields. "How are you today?"
She returns the bow, though staying slightly taller then he. “I believe the last we talked you were trying to take my head from my shoulders.” She crosses her arms, tails pensive and high. “I’m unscratched, if you wish to know.”
The Fox stood in her apartment her ears flat against her head, tails twitching pensively, she could almost hear them scratching at the walls. She gave a low warning growl, a futile attempt at holding her enemies at bay. She spins, her golden eyes darting from one point to the next. Was that one? What was that moving? She bared her teeth her growl turning into a snarl as she starts ransacking the place. Tables and chairs were flung aside, drapes and tapestries torn to shreds and tossed to the side as she sought her invader’s head. Weapon in hand she destroys her her apartment the metal chinking in her hand as she snarls, her head stuck under her bed.
“GET OUT OF HERE!” Her ears twitch as she hears the scratching once again, her head slamming into the wooden base of her bed, a string of curses spilling from her lips so strong she could make Gangplank blush. “I WILL END YOU!” She screams, as she does something skitters across the floor, like a cat she blasts out from under the bed after….the cockroach, Raid in hand.